The Ballad Of Osceola
Song I wrote about the mascot of Florida State, Chief Osceola of the Seminole Tribe. The song incorporates the school's fight song, the War Chant, and humorously ponders the origin of both the war chant and Osceola's position as school mascot while making sure to throw a few barbs at FSU's rivals, the Florida Gators.
Latest Projects
I Wont Stand For this Shit
This is an article I wrote about one of Western Society's finest luxuries and its unforeseen consequences. It's an exposé on the adverse health effects of sitting down to defecate, aptly titled "I Wont Stand for this Shit."
PROJECTS
Here is a small sliver of the many projects I've been working on during my time at Florida State.
Kroll Show: A Review
This is a review of Comedy Central's series Kroll Show, demonstrating my capability of not only producing comedic material, but critiquing it as well - and in a way more professional way than just screaming "it sucks."
Confusion, Mistrust, Paranoia: Defoe’s Dark Implications in Moll Flanders
This is an academic essay on the complicated use of multiple untrustworthy narrators in Daniel Defoe's Moll Flanders and the ensuing confusion on behalf of the reader as Defoe's warning and prediction of the emotional consequences of a society of unchecked speculative investment capitalism. Yes, I have range.
